April 4, 2012

I'm not the poet dammit...

over the past couple of weeks i have been reading too many research proposals about cancer, its effect on the population, treatments, the economic impact of treatment, the toll of treatment, the plight that is cancer...etc.its making it so i can hardly sleep....its weird how cancer has become very personal for me than just these research proposals i read....those statistics are starting to become my peer group....scary....i'm not really afraid of death..i mean i don't want to die ...perhaps its because i think i've lived my life to the fullest...i've treated people fairly well i hope...of course i don't want to die...cause i really want to see "KIM"S CONVENIENCE" at the soulpepper theatre in a couple of weeks...but i am not sure that i would want to go to WAR WITH CANCER...its a battle that i don't want to engage in....first off its kind of like the CONSERVATIVE party...so dictatorial.....keeps what its doing so secret.....and then throws stuff at ya.....and of course we throw it chemotherapy so we can OCCUPY OUR BODIES.....so what would i do if i were faced with some of these treatments...that make you sick, tired, look skelet al.  .....what would i do...i don't know...but this thing keeps rolling around in my head...


COLON SOLONG I HEARD THE NEWS TODAY

COLON SOLONG CHEMOTHERAPY

COLON SOLONG THERE MUST BE A BETTER WAY

COLON SOLONG IS THIS THE WAY WE PAY

COLON SOLONG WOULD I WISH FOR ONE MORE DAY....

i mean no disrespect to anyone...its the way my mind thinks about complex problems..i have to put them into some cute little pattern so i can deal with them....this is how i got through LIFE...whenever i was faced with something traumatic i alway have to frame it into something else so i can deal with it....so please no one take offense....although i have no pics with me and the giant COLON we had at MARS for increasing awareness to colorectal cancer screening...here is me at the entrance of MARS..taken by Javi Urano, a wonderful friend visiting from SPAIN...





one more thing.... a giant colon came to visit us at MaRS...and i wanted someone to take a picture of me with it.....so there should be a picture here...it was for all of us not to fear....colorectal screening...brilliant idea....and i am so sad because i had so many ideas for cards...

ghetto idea 1: a picture of ME in a HAMSTER suit standing in front of GIANT COLON...caption....WHO"S COLON AM I?

ghetto idea 2:  a pic of ME with the GIANT COLON...caption....i wanted to go to COLOGNE!

ghetti idea 3: a pic of me with boxing gloves punching the POLYPS in the GIANT COLON...caption...fighting cancer....

March 17, 2012

Ode to the Casette Tape

I've always been fascinated with cassette tapes. I'd watch them spin in my cassette deck for hours, always with music playing on them, listening to the cool music I had recorded. I loved the glimmer of lights on my cassette deck and was enthralled by the way the tape made its way to the other side/spool. Obliviously this was great entertainment (low budget = parents happy). I was consumed by the tape moving and the lights changing on the deck, LIGHT. CASSETTE TAPE. MOVEMENT… sooooo, as I grew older I kept that fascination with the cassette tape and loved the MAXELL commercials with the GUY sitting in the arm chair listening to his recorded music and feeling SUFFICIENT. I like feeling sufficient that feeling when you're content have what you need the feeling I love! So this got me to thinking that I might want to do a project with cassette tapes. OH NO! I said it, the word ART PROJECT and this is where it usually ends! But no, not this time. I am taking control. I HEART cassette tapes, So I’m thinking Something with light and cassette tapes. It would be like MY yoga. Something to look at that relaxes me...
One of my biggest problems is; I think TOO BIG.....like my ASS. I wanted to do this whole wall in cassette tapes, lit from behind, but I wanted to still be able to move the tape from one spool to the other....what was I going to do; how was I going to stick to the wall, blah, blah, blah. I decided to PROTOTYPE it (start small) and then let it EVOLVE....and hell, you all know how I like EVOLUTION! So at "ART CLASS DETENTION" our once a month art group I started the little project that could. I got a piece of Plexiglas when I was in BC visiting my friend Robert. I started my project and here is where I’m at...it was a real interesting night.


first off...crazy glue worked the best for sticking half the cassette tape case to the Plexiglas.. so I didn't need the glue gun (HUFFER fondue set so to speak)

I wanted to stick the case and not the cassette to the Plexiglas so that i could still remove the cassette for future project ideas. As I started adding the cases I got more excited....



but then I ran out of cassette tapes. So I just decided I would go and start putting up against some light sources and here is what I got....




I was so excited! So now I am STALLED until I find more cassette tapes...but at ART CLASS DETENTION. My ingenious friend Pierre gave me some cool suggestions that I will talk about when I get more cassettes... I guess the moral of this story is go to ART CLASS DETENTION! It will help you turn your art project idea into the REAL DEAL! Although I am not finished...
I am well on my way....
D out.




February 9, 2012

Art Battle 20

On January 31, the Idea Ghetto boys had planned to finally make it to out to the much-hyped 'Art Battle', the fierce race against time to create an original piece of artwork in the hopes of winning the adoration of a voting audience. We heard about it through recommendation from the brilliant James Fowler, who has been featured in past Art Battles himself.

Well, with an unforeseen work schedule conflict for Capital D, and Bam-Bam running late out of his night class, it was up to Wadé to experience (and document!) this great monthly event!
This evening took place at the Great Hall in Queen West, and as I entered the door to pay admission, I was asked if I was joining tonight as a patron, or an 'artist'. Puzzled, I answered 'patron' and entered the battle field.


The premise of Art Battle is simple, yet daunting. Eight canvases are formed in a circle in the centre of the room, with four of them 'reserved' by artists ahead of time. As the evening began, the other four spots were filled by names drawn out of a hat from self-proclaimed 'artists' who showed up at the door that evening.

The contest has three rounds of competition. The first round had all eight artists complete a piece of artwork, using only one medium (acrylic paint) their choice of tools, and 20 minutes to complete! As spectators, we milled about the circle of easels and it was fascinating to see the range of ideas and skill on each canvas!



At the end of the 20-minute round, each spectator used a numbering system on their tickets to vote for the piece they liked most. The two winning artists with the most votes went on to the second round, and all the pieces are displayed at the front of the room, as a silent auction with all proceeds going to charity.

My vote for Mathew Fierke's painting of a nondescript gentleman's portrait did not move onto the second round, but Jacqueline Poirier's barren wooden landscape did win her a place, as did Carlos Delgado's painting with an interesting 'fish-eye' view of a boy sitting on a dock under a clear blue sky.


As the second round began, Bam-Bam arrived, after finally getting out of class! Now the voting became more interesting for me! As we viewed and discussed each piece together, there were similarities we both agreed upon, yet when it came to voting our choices never matched! Case in point: I was drawn to the skill and technique from Kate Taylor, who joined in the second round, with her palette knife and monochromatic blue abstract treatment. B was more attracted to the morbid and darker portraiture piece from Olga Abeleva. Though our votes differed, both women were voted to move onto the final round!

Four easels were removed as the competition intensified. Carlos, Jacqueline, Olga and Kate began once more to produce another piece in less then twenty minutes. It striked me interesting how the four didn't veer from their personal techniques in creating their second piece. Carlos created a second piece from the same scene, but from the view point of the birds that were flying overhead from his first painting. Jacqueline created another stark landscape, Kate created another monochromatic abstract, this time in another colour, and Olga stunned us again with a creepy, yet beautiful female portrait. I should probably note that once again, I voted for Kate's abstract, and B voted for Olga!


In the end, it was Olga's moody portrait that won the final round, and Art Battle 20. This was such a brilliant night to experience in Toronto. Lots of positive energy in that space with the impulsive creation of art. It even made me wonder what it would be like to enter a future Art Battle, but next time as an artist! Who knows? Practice by holding mini Art Battles at the Ghetto??

If you want to attend a future Art Battle, check out artbattleto.com and sign up for their mailing list to hear when the next one will take place. Sign up! Go to it! It's fun!

February 3, 2012

Idea Ghetto, GO SHOPPING!

"Who needs more stuff?" Well, those in real need do.

Capital D got wind of this great charity organization and we were off!

The Video speaks for itself, check it out… We had a great time with it and definitely think this is going to be a repeat occurrence!


January 29, 2012

Sculptomania...

The premise for Sculptomania was simple...get a talented sculptor into the ghetto and have him teach us how to sculpt... Wadé caught the action on camera, otherwise this would have just been another Ghetto Legend. Enter Monty Al-Rubayee into the Ghetto Layer. Monty brought his skills and knowledge, Capital D brought the clay and off we go!
Normally in the layer, we're all too loud to hear over each other, but not this time. A bizzare calm came over the crew and participants... focus is a rare thing, but it worked!
We all pitched in... some really great things came out of the evening. Even Capital D made stuff come to life; JP (the cutie to the left in the above pic) came out with the token morbid creation of the evening - a guy drowning as sharks attack. Top Right pic: Greg suggests an idea to Capital D as he made something that resembled a DNA braid.. Tee-hee!
Half way into the evening, our good friends Nick and Natalie dropped in to visit, and Natalie blew us all away with her hidden talent in sculpture! In no time, she was replicating human body parts! (see below..)
Greg left nothing to waste as he utilized the left-over clay to build his own Inukshuk!
Brian carved this gargoyle to scare away all the nasty spirits from... well, whatever it is they scare spirits away from...
Wadé's Jack-O-Lantern inspired candle holder (just in time for Halloween!)
Upon discovering the coloured clay, Greg diligently went to work on this beautiful Dragonfly!

January 7, 2012

top 20 yupster toons of 2011...

i have a hard time putting anything into order let alone a top 20 list....let's just say this is a list of songs that i constantly had on my iphone through the year...these songs really made me feel happy and have stayed with me a long time...

first off a canadian band that few know about but that i love love love...its timbre timbre...hard to pick a fave track of CREEP ON CREEPIN ON...but WOMAN is one of the best...and the video rocks too:

Timbre Timbre - Woman

tuneyards were everywhere..this band is amazing to see LIVE...unfortunately i have not seen them...i seem to buy to tickets to see them and then have to give the tickets away since i have to travel for work....the album "whokill" is brilliant...but one track that always stands out for me is POWA:

Tuneyards - Powa

Now this next band, Phantogram, i know little about...all i know is i played this song the most on my iphone...and i listen to alot of music....can't wait to see them LIVE to see if they achieve this atmosphere and feel.....yummy.....the gal is reminscent of CURVE for me...not sure why..hmmm..

Phantogram - Don't Move

this track is a hip hop track..but wait... i don't like hip hop....by mr. don trip....however...those swedes jj...who i think are always brilliant and remixed it such that it's not only good...it's beautiful....

Don Trip - Cheers (jj save our souls remix)

ok if i had to pick one song and say it was my favourite...this would be the one...i am anxiously awaiting his full length album out at the end of january...he could sing the phone book and i'd love it...so talented can't wait for a long player...he does a cover of "nothing compares to you' that's brill.....enjoy this track...

Evan Voytas - Can't let anybody know who you are..
 so another Canadian band that's brilliant is "fucked up" this track 'queen of hearts' is a great song and is clever punk music...the video rocks as well so don't let the yelling scare you....watch the video and this band is punk with intelligence....

fucked up - queen of hearts

gross magic....i was all over this track...it just gets me groovin'....its the flow and ebb of the track...this is what i want all music to do to me....so good...

Gross Magic - Sweetest Touch

i just love this producer...he continually release shit i like....i don't like rap or hip-hop but this guy throws it through his brain and homogenizes it in a way i love...this is from november...but he already has a track this year i'm lovin already...

Star Slinger - Moet & Reese

ok so i am finally excited for a band i'm going to see in a couple of days....HOSPITALITY...they are going to play the Horseshoe....and i love the singles that they have put out...i listened to an earlier version of 'betty wang' which rocked...but this one is more produced....and then they got signed to MERGE records...say no more....LOVE....check out the track....love it...and will give a review of the concert next week....

Hospitality - Betty Wang

ok so i'm not sure i was channeling Simon and Garfunkel...but  i loved this track...the harmony is right on...the voices just send a warm pulse right through me....such a great track...all i know is they are british and might have to use a different name in north america....

the bees - silver line

i've always loved the pains of being pure at heart....and they rocked LIVE...very unassuming..another great concert at the OPERA HOUSE...with my great friend Kevin...

Pains of Being Pure of Heart - My Terrible Friend

with best coast, tennis and all these types of bands that i like but sometimes forget...this song kept creeping up...i always wanted to play this when i had to power something out....not sure i like all of their stuff...but this track rocked the casbah for me...SUMMER CAMP....and what's not to like about that....

Summer Camp - Better off without you

this does the same thing to me that the japandroids does...it makes me shake my head and want to play guitar....this band rocks..i love this song....get found....enjoy

bass drum of death - get found

another great band WU LYF....world unite love you forever......this band is emo core at its best...love love love this album...loved every track...but We Bros brought it....i had tickets to see them LIVE...was deathly ill...damn damn...pick this band up!

WU LYF - We Bros

i have been telling all my friends that they need to own this album....YOUTH LAGOON....its amazing..the guy is 22....he's from IDAHO....anyway...i got most of my friends to listen to them by speeding up the music...here is a remix of DAYDREAM....if you get a chance see them...me and a couple of cool friends did and loved it....

Youth Lagoon - Daydream

m83....nothing more to say...brilliance.....AMAZING.......every track on the album is mesmorizing....here is my fave....

M83 - Splendor

bon iver..bon iver....bon iver...saw him this year....his new album rocked..the whole album rocked...but i think this song is what i listened to most this year from him....so even though its from two years back...don't hate me for it...

Bon Iver - Your love

destroyer rocked the world with the album kaputt...loved it....loved seeing them live at Lee's Palace..even when this 6'7 guy just about fell on us waiting for the band to start...he didn't move at all and had something called 'blood pooling' and just collapsed...i thought jesus the band is good but not that good....or are they....the whole album rocks...but i wanted to put this cover of a new order track they did....so amazingly good....oh and its canadian content...frickn eh'

Destroyer - Leave me

james blake is amazing...his debut album was brilliant....he has an amazing voice....and also has a great sense of sampling and music...loved him....so many songs were good....but i had to pick two...one from his album...the wilhelm scream...but he covered a joni mitchell track that every canadian should own....case of you enjoy....

James Blake - The Wilhelm Scream

James Blake - A Case of You

November 1, 2011

it's T, C, A and G to you...but to me it spells DNA

You'll most likely notice over the course of time, that I have a fascination with DNA...i love the 4 bases that make up DNA (T, C, A, G)...whenever I see something I can do with these 4 letters I get really excited and my friends just let me go nuts...turns out that BamBamaral told me that American Apparel was selling tees with the letters of the alphabet on them....when i heard this I lept (not ran) to my nearest AA and scared the bejesus out of the sales representative as i explained 17 project ideas (the AA sales rep had that look of  "if my friends could only see what i have to put up with")...i made my way home and the tees sat on my kitchen table for days...looking at me:


then one night out I was out with da' boys...we came home and when we got in the door we decided to take off our shirts cause my place was so hot (Canadian fall had me just putting on my heat that day)...that's when a GHETTO iDEA happened upon us....this is just one of the pics we got...


and this is how iDEA GHETTO rolls....so much fun.....stay tuned....